THE SAGA
A STORY WRITTEN IN THE BLOCKCHAIN
THE GENESIS
January 3rd, 2009. A block was mined. A pseudonym vanished. They say Satoshi disappeared... but what if he never left? What if he just changed his name?
THE DAILY RITUAL
Every legend has a ritual. Mike's? Two Pepsis a day. Not one. Not three. Exactly two. Some say it's superstition. Some say it's discipline. The blockchain says it's working.
THE WINTER OF PAPER HANDS
While paper hands were panic selling, Mike was stacking. While the timeline was crying, Mike was buying. Diamond hands forged in the cold winters of the Windy City.
THE PROPHECY REVEALED
They said 114514 was just numbers. Mike said it was the future. Now they're watching from the sidelines as the legend writes history.
THE ASCENSION
Some men chase pumps. Mike becomes the pump. Not through luck. Not through timing. Through unshakeable conviction that transcends the mortal realm of weak hands.